Tuesday, October 25, 2005

The Top 5 Signs You Have Too Many Children

  1. Clothes have been handed down so much that your toddler's jeans look like a thong.

  2. You have no trouble whatsoever meeting Kathie Lee's production quotas.

  3. The Department of Homeland Security has an entire wing devoted to listening in on your baby monitors.

  4. During your latest C-section, they closed the incision with Velcro.

    and the Number 1 Sign You Have Too Many Children...

  5. The fact that your children finish their vegetables is the *reason* there are children starving in Africa.


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