Daily joke: Girls night out!

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, but had beendecidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then throw them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that.

They then made off for home.

The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband andsaid, "These girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.""That's nothing," said the other, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you'."